"You seem to be in love. Wanna match your love horoscopes? It'll act like a love calculator." - fell a voice in our ears as we were sipping our next cup of tea after Eva got free from snapping Khoksar children.
As we looked up, we found an Indian Sadhu (recluse) dressed up in saffron clothes sitting on the table in front of us. It was a surprise hearing a saffron-clad Sadhu speaking English so fluently as they generally are not well versed in it.
Indian Sadhu
"Who are you? How did you know we were in love?" - Eva went curious.
"My God told me. He has given me those divine eyes to see. I am able to see not only that you are in love right now but also what its future is going to be. I can calculate the life of your love as well as its intensity for that you have of it each other." - he took out a few papers from the bag that he was carrying on his shoulder along.
"But why will I like to know that?" - Eva innocently asked him as I kept my role limited to be that of an observer observing whatever was going on in between the two.
"Why? Don't you want your love to live forever? Don't you want to know if he loves you as much as you do him too?" - the Sadhu asked all his challenging questions in one single breath.
"I doubt if I want either, however what are your love horoscopes and love calculator like? Could I have a look at them?" - Eva must have been weaving a plan to write an article on an Indian Sadhu, I was sure. It was just to play the game of life a little clever on her part!
Love Horoscopes
As he started showing his papers and his instruments to her, she immediately clicked her camera and shot them in its flash before she shot the Sadhu from two or three different angles.
"So lady, shall I prepare them for you?" the Sadhu was waiting for her order to mature.
"Is that your business that you are doing?" - Eva had her notepad in her hand and she was going on writing as she was talking to him.
"No, I am not doing any business. It's my God's order to serve people who love, with my divine knowledge of love horoscopes, love calculator and many, many more things if you are interested in them." - the Sadhu objected to his divine skill being called a business.
Love Calculator
"So you'll be doing it free, it means." - Eva came out with her logical inference.
"Will your conscience allow you to have it free?" - the Sadhu challenged her moral self.
"If I say, yes?" - Eva was very intently looking at his face.
"Then I say, no." - he picked up his stuff and immediately left the teashop leaving me laughing aloud with Eva.
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